That was easy. Anyone looking for a new Mastodon admin? Seems I'm a natural.

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FYI, this instance is going down for an update in approximately one hour. Shouldn't take too long.

D/s, butt 

My new slut boy wants to know if you think he's pretty. He took these pictures for you.

Lewd, horny 

Send nudes. Seriously, send me nudes, right now.

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This just popped into my head. Someone used to have it as their avatar and it never stopped being funny to me

I actually used to be a sub when I was younger. Like, completely slutty and obedient. I find it really amazing how that side of me seems to have completely disappeared over time. But I think it helps me understand my subs' needs and feelings.

Got me a nice slut boy as an online sub, could call it an early Christmas gift to myself.


Suck my cock! Yes, you!

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Kink, sex, communication 

I don't get why, but waayyyyyy too many people just...don't negotiate? They try to jump right into it and it's a huge red flag. Not necessarily a red flag of malevolent intent, but definitely a flag of "does not know what they're doing and could easily hurt me through negligence/ignorance."

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Kink, sex, communication 

There is no one-size-fits-all sub (nor Dom). Everyone is into different stuff. That's why you have to NE-GO-TI-ATE a scene before you do it.

Some people love anal. Some people are triggered by it. Some people love being choked. Some people have panic attacks. Some people like being growled at like a feral animal. Others (me) find it kinda silly and start rolling their eyes.

Talk to your sexual partners. Find out what they're into. What's on their list of favorite things to do during intimacy? If you don't show interest, you might just find yourself falling off of that list.

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Objectification, as a consensual kink 

Lesson 1: You wouldn't have tits if they weren't supposed to be exposed for my pleasure

Oral sex 

My sub is so eager to learn how to deepthroat and she's doing such a great job, it's unbelievable.

The best part of being a dom is helping your sub learn and accept who they really are.

Considering moving to a new place just to have more space for a proper dungeon.

I'd love to have a bunch of online subs, to be honest.

Sex is great, but have you tried training your sub to cook anything you want whenever you want? Best idea I've ever had, honestly. And don't worry, she'll get her reward later.

Even worse: When your sub is there but you can't fuck her anyway.

That feel when you're extremely horny and your sub isn't there...

So I just set up a new Mastodon instance for talking about kinky stuff. Let's see how that works out.

The Clinic

Welcome to the clinic! This is a Mastodon instance dedicated to all things kinky!